Novelties ‘n’ Party
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Same Penis Forever Party Sash - Black/Pink
Help your bestie celebrate the commitment to one bod for the rest of His/Her life with this glittery sash that makes your friend the center of attention. This 6 ft long sash is adjustable to fit most sizes. For added fun attach candies and...$10.30 $12.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Bride Pride Party Sash - White/Rainbow
On her last solo night before she commits to a life of marriage celebrate her with our rainbow colored glittery Bride Pride Sash. This 6 ft long sash is adjustable to fit most sizes. Make her the center of attention all night, and for...$10.30 $12.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package
First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube. Each...$20.70 $25.88After code: NEWYEAR -
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Santa's Secret Sex Positions Scratch Tickets
Santa's Secret Sex Positions Scratch Tickets$4.70 $5.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Cheeky Pornament Submissive Santa
Being in charge puts a lot of stress on a fella. Traveling millions of miles in one night is an absolute logistical nightmare. Sometimes, you just gotta get Dominated to feel something. Santa...you a naughty boy. Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower...$20.70 $25.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Shots S-Line Cum-Covered Dicky Soap With Balls Beige
This DICKY SOAP WITH BALLS will definitely get you in a lather! Washing your hands has never been so much fun! This solid soapy dick will make the perfect gift for yourself or a friend. Just add water and rub your hands up and...$21.50 $26.88After code: NEWYEAR -
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Letters to Penthouse XXIII
They won't tell their shrink. They won't tell their priest. They won't tell their best friend. But they're ready to tell you. Get ready to hear the most sizzling secrets of wives and strangers, lovers and sinners, as they get naked in the hospital...$7.90 $9.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Warm Human No More Grinchy Self
MANIFEST A Life you Love! You'll LOVE these quick, inexpensive impulse items. They are cute, small, and wildly addictive! Each 3”x3” package comes with an adorable and sometimes snarky manifesting card with instructions of how to manifest, plus a “super attractor” Magical Power Object...$3.90 $4.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Warm Human Warmth + Comfort For My Cold Dark Soul
MANIFEST A Life you Love! You'll LOVE these quick, inexpensive impulse items. They are cute, small, and wildly addictive! Each 3”x3” package comes with an adorable and sometimes snarky manifesting card with instructions of how to manifest, plus a “super attractor” Magical Power Object...$3.90 $4.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Warm Human Some Sex Toys
MANIFEST A Life you Love! You'll LOVE these quick, inexpensive impulse items. They are cute, small, and wildly addictive! Each 3”x3” package comes with an adorable and sometimes snarky manifesting card with instructions of how to manifest, plus a “super attractor” Magical Power Object...$3.90 $4.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Warm Human A Free Mustache Ride
MANIFEST A Life you Love! You'll LOVE these quick, inexpensive impulse items. They are cute, small, and wildly addictive! Each 3”x3” package comes with an adorable and sometimes snarky manifesting card with instructions of how to manifest, plus a “super attractor” Magical Power Object...$3.90 $4.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Shots Happy Uterus Cuterus Stuffy Pink
Super soft plushy Uterus. Length: 10.00"Width: 10.00"Height: 2.50"$36.70 $45.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Black)
Jumbo Dicky Sports Bottle (Black) Dicky Chug Sports Bottle. 20 big ounces to suck on!!!$11.90 $14.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book
Whatft.s the deal with the Sexfeld Porn Parody Coloring Book? Itft.s a funny and dirty spin on one of your favorite ft.90s sitcoms! It features 28 pages of original illustrations of Jerry, Elaine, Kramer, and George, doing all the silly and naughty things they...$11.10 $13.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Play with Me Mischievous Lingerie Play Kit
Includes a 2-sided pleather paddle that is furry on one side and smooth leather feel on the other. Comes with a Set the Scene sheet and Sexy Scenario cards to help your imagination.$24.70 $30.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Play With Me Wicked Lingerie Kit
Play with me Wicked Lingerie kit contains everything you need for a sexy evening of passion and play. This high quality fishnet stocking is sexy and comfortable for most sizes. Included in the kits is a “Set the Scene” scenario sheet, 10 foreplay, 10...$24.70 $30.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Warm Human Stay Weird Magnet
Ink + Soul Magnets. Sophisticated looking with some shocking and snarky wording. We like to say our brand is about being sexy, soulful and snarky. The magnets are 3.5" x 3.5". The alcohol art style is beautiful and abstract, and a striking compliment to...$5.50 $6.88After code: NEWYEAR -
Sex Toy Keychain Fuck
This funny Fuck enamel keychain by Wood Rocket is the perfect novelty accessory for your pocket. Bold black letters highlighted by sparkling gold glitter will display your mood or attitude in public by just not giving one. Hang it on your key ring or...$11.10 $13.88After code: NEWYEAR
